After surgery, my medicated brain is playing games with me, and my dreams are freaking me out.
Top pain med competition dreams:
- Deciding to buy a rundown Thai restaurant in Denver for a restaurant / volleyball gym (the union made perfect sense), or
- Sitting on the sea bottom under the sea with the Little Mermaid, sorting theology books with a talking lobster.
Hmm. In the first dream I might have been eating Sebastian, the lobster, with a medium-hot Pad Thai and green tea. Delicious.
NOTE TO SELF: I eat Disney characters. Does this make me a bad person?